I'm Gonna Go All Gollum on This ER: IT BURNS US!

I had another incident of eye burning today, but this one occurred while I was driving on the interstate. I couldn't keep my eyes open and was crying frantically while trying to find a spot to pull over (it was where 65 and 40 meet). They said my eyes looked great, but of course I was in the waiting room for so long that the stinging had stopped by the time I saw the doctor - again it took about 2 1/2 hours. I'm supposed to follow up with an eye doctor, but I don't have vision insurance because I have perfect vision. Fuck a whole bunch of this. Ha. I typed "fuck" instead of "bunch" and had to backspace. At least I didn't type gibberish and have to backspace.